Humanity rejoice, i mean you no harm.

Those who know me best know that for sometime i have advocated the complete eradication of the human race. This is no longer the case and i repudiate my former self.

Such thinking was short-sighted and calamitous. Without people there would be no one to care for house cats. Surely this is humanity's purpose in the grand scheme of things.

Still, something needs to be done to save the tigers.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work.

On Tuesday we indulged our third favorite National pastime, voting. For those keeping score, numbers one and two are Football and NASCAR respectively. This time the people got it wrong. I'd say that they'll pay for it later; but as one of the paying half of the country, i'm the one that'll end up footing the bill. Those that don't pay taxes should celebrate, i am sure nancy pelosi and chuckie rangle will come up with some plan so that we can create more freeloaders.

Oh well, looking to the east i see the glimmerings of a sunrise named Newt. I look forward to '08. Let the bloodbath begin.

Bob