I have not been back for a while. Been a little busy what with the wedding and the office and everything. But i have been meaning to put a few words on the blog for a while now. Probably should start with the random things that will otherwise get lost in the shuffle although some of them may be returned to and expanded in the future.
Germans are weird. Someone(s) in Germany stop by my blog 30-40 times a month so they can look at my post on the Tommy Seebach Band. But hits are hits so i'll take the page views. Danke, Deutchland.
Thanks to everyone who attended my bachelor party. Special thanks to Peden for acting as stunt double.
So the Tuxedos are almost done. They look great. Kris has a super cool purple iridescent diamond interior lining. Mine is turquoise, words can do it no justice so just ask me if you can see it.
In other news sartorial, Donald Trump makes a fine shirt. Or to be more accurate the children in his overseas sweatshop make a fine shirt. I picked one up to wear with the suit i got for Mike's wedding. Bermuda is not just a place to start clearing out the Spanish from the Caribbean any longer. Damn Spanish bastards, i will have revenge for what you did to my 8-bit family.
The beef jerky at Albrights is the best. Hargers is now a distant second unless we are talking the Mesquite. But for the time being seems like i will be making frequent trips to Corrunna. Let me know if i can pick anything up for you; like say Seckler's Dill Hamberger Chips, oh yes, they have them there as well.
Cowboys and Aliens was ok. Not great. Good western, bad sci-fi. Just a tip. When explaining why beings with an overwhelming technological advantage would act in secret look at history. There was nothing sneaky about the way the Europeans pushed those injuns off their land. Nor did the Commodore Perry skulk into the harbor at Edo. When you have overwhelming technological superiority you don't need to be stealthy. The only reason to do things quietly is when you are criminals. Pirates were sneaky, Navies are not. The Aliens in C & A should have been criminals, not advance scouts.
Once More with Feeling is still my favorite episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But i will say more on this subject when i write about my secret love of musicals.
Sam still hasn't seen Firefly. He sucks. I suspect that he is also a Democrat. I will have worse things to write about him if he doesn't watch Firefly soon.
Aziz Ansari is funny; really, really funny. Sometimes when i watch Burn Notice i imagine how great it must be to be Harris, but then Aziz would mess with me on Facebook.
Speaking of Facebook, it's over. Facebook wins. Mark Zuckerberg just needs to administer the fatality to Myspace. Even i accept that. Ok, Mike, you were right, though it sucks when the public backs the wrong choice. (Like they did in 2008).
I get married in sixteen days. On August 20, 2011, i will be the luckiest man alive. I love Erin so much. She is great. I thank the Lord every day for letting her into my life, and for making Neil Patrick Harris gay so Erin could be mine. I love you, Erin, and i cannot wait to be your husband.
Later
Bob
