Monday, June 5, 2006

Tom Cruise Sucks

Tom Cruise sucks. He is sneaky. If you did not know this, he is short, very short. He attempts to hide this through various forms of subterfuge. For Top Gun he stood on a box to kiss Kelly Mcgillis. Of course they did not show the box. I don't trust short, sneaky people. Tom Cruise is also crazy. He thinks Scientology is good and psychology is bad. Psychology is filled with flaws--most of the 'soft sciences' are. But few soft sciences try to get people to believe that life's problems are caused by aliens from 75 million years ago. If you believe your problems are caused by the spirits of aliens from 75 million years ago I'd try to sell you some land in New Orleans, but you wouldn't have any money to buy it with after Tom and his cronies were done with you. Tom, stick to bad acting and lay off the bad science.

Oh yeah, don't see MI3. Don't listen to people who say, "oh it can't be that bad." It can, it is.

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