Who am i to ignore the demands of my number one fan and potential crazed stalker? So without further ado, i present something clever about Diet Pepsi Lime.
Diet Pepsi Lime harkens back to days of olde. Those of you old enough to have voted for the first President Bush may remember Crystal Pepsi. Crystal Pepsi had a distinct citrusy flavor which added something extra to the basic Pepsi taste. It was a great beverage, but alas the mindless hordes could not be persuaded to purchase a clear cola and it languished on the shelves.
With the introduction of Diet Pepsi Lime those enlightened few who enjoyed a bit of citrus with their cola once again have that option. To allay the fears of those who can not face the prospect of a non-umber cola Pepsi has left it a traditional red-brown. Diet Pepsi Lime has a subtle complexity that regular Pepsi lacks. Diet Pepsi Lime is in short, distilled Joy.
One last thought, one can confidently buy Diet Pepsi Lime and know they are doing the right thing for their Nation. In the last election cycle PepsiCo, Inc. contributed 68% of their political donations to Republicans. Although there is room for improvement, 68% is a fine ratio and one of which Americans can be proud.
Buy Diet Pepsi Lime.
Later
Bob
post script~ Atrocity Archives is H.P. Lovecraft done with better science, read it.
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