Saturday, August 7, 2010

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Ok, this isn't going to be a post for the ages. This is a chance to say things that must be said. Organization will be topical and we'll see if it can salvage something out of an otherwise seemingly stochastic set of comments.

Peden, Bearer of False Truths

First of all, it isn't nice to taunt me. There is only one nectar of the gods and i sit here drinking it right now. But i ought to thank you. Sometimes lies, even ones as scurrilous as yours, can lead to greater truths. Having my hopes dashed forced me into action ending my complacency. No longer could i remain in my wretched DLP-free existence. Had it been necessary, i'd have scaled Olympus itself and stared down Zeus to obtain the nectar i now required; but, it was not. I needed only to take a trip to Coldwater with Sam, where we not only acquired DLP but also the lime sheets i have desired. Thus your treachery is completely is completely undone, and you betrayal is forgiven. I'll leave you with one last thought, do not become angry with your good name being besmirched because we both know that deep down you don't care what is said as long as you are the first topic here-- revel in that.

Samy

Thanks must be given. It is good to have a companion who will brave the Fires of Hell, when necessary; or ride along to Coldwater as this case may be. And rich were the rewards. In addition to gaining nectar of the gods we were permitted to partake of lesser ambrosia upon reaching our destination. It was an honor to break bread with you, my good man. Let it be duly noted that you made your objections to the purchase of the lime sheets. Let it also be noted that you are right, "it is ok to ride that dick, just as long as its Barrak's."

Murder

Murder sucks. So do Murder trials. They suck up your time and energy. Like a spoiled girl they demand constant attention and force you to leave other tasks undone. I am glad it is over. Also, i don't care that i tried a great case; of course i tried a great case, that is what i do. I wanted to win. Listen to your lawyer.

Winning

I wanted to win. I always want to win. But truth be told, winning isn't everything. I'd rather play a good game well than win a bad game or win a game i played badly. That was a good game. Clara was a worthy opponent and played well. Mark did a great job, seriously great. Be glad he is one of the good guys, i am.

Keeping Track

I do have some scores to settle. If you've been attentive you know what they are and who is going to pay. All debts must be paid and believe me my memory is long. Refer to this post down the road when it is time to say that i warned you all. If you don't know what i am taking about ask Adam in about six years, he'll be glad to tell you. For these purposes six years is the effective statute of limitations in case you were wondering about the seemingly arbitrary number.

Blessings

One ought not count his grievances without taking stock of his blessings so i'll do so now. I have a wonderful girl who loves me and i love dearly. I have three great kitties. I have a good job despite Barrak's best efforts. I have many good friends beyond those mentioned here. I have my DLP. I have the music of William Shatner. NPH drives us all bats. I have one season of Firefly, three seasons of the Boondocks, five seasons of Angel, seven seasons of Buffy. I can count by odd numbers. My life is good.

Later

Bob

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