Somewhere in the infinite wisdom of the internet it was determined that Thursday should be throwback Thursday. On Facebook this normally consists of a bunch of people post old photos, often of themselves, sometimes friends or family. Well, lately i have been asked to be a team player a lot and today i will be a team player and bow to convention. So welcome to throwback Thursday here at Blue Hades. Of course the purpose here is to write rather than post pictures so for throwback Thursday i will write about something near and dear to me and to many of you, the television program Scrubs.
Today's song is Hey Julie by Fountains of Wayne. Here is the excerpt used in Scrubs.
This song is featured in Episode 9 of Season 5. The Julie referenced in the episode is Julie Quinn. In this Episode J.D. is set up on a blind date with Mrs. Nicholas Great-Grand Niece, Julie. Julie is beautiful and vivacious but clumsy with a great deal in common with J.D. including a love of Harry Potter, unicorns, and drifting off into fantasy. But today we are not going to delve deeply into the episode. This isn't A.V. Club. I like to do lists so we are going to list the top five romantic interests for J.D. For this list we will be Using the Scrubs wiki listing for Romantic Partners. Given that words do not adequately portray the true beauty of a slammin hottie i will include a clip for each of these women.
Starting at number five we have Julie Quinn. Julie is beautiful, I already said that. But unfortunately for Ms. Quinn, J.D. dated a lot of beautiful women. In fact Julie is not even the hottest Julie on Scrubs. No that honor belongs to Julie Keaton. Lest there be any doubt, let's watch:
However hot she may be Julie Keaton is not a romantic interest for J.D. so she is not in the running here.
Coming in at number four we have Danni Sulivan. Played by Tera Reid, Danni has plenty of skank appeal. Regular readers know that i am a sucker for skank appeal. Being Jordan's little sister, who J.D. nailed in season 1 just makes Danni even hotter.
But as skanky as Danni may be, she gets eclipsed by number 3, T.C.W. T.C.W. or Tasty Coma Wife, less well know as Jamie Moyer. T.C.W. is played by Amy Smart. How do you know Amy Smart is a good actress? Amy Smart is not really skanky at all, but T.C.W. is a total skank who gets off on drama. I regret that the writers didn't let the T.C.W. arc play out over most of a season. I think it was the wrong choice, you know, artistically speaking.
Coming in at number 2 we have Elliot Reid. Elliot is the woman J.D. is meant to end up with. She is smart, beautiful, funny and best of all a Republican. There are so many clips we could choose from to illustrate Elliot's hotness. We could start from the beginning.
But I prefer this clip. J.D. is finally able to put into words just how he feels about Elliot.
And coming in at number 1, coming as no surprise to people who know me or have been reading anything i wrote about Scrubs back in the day, is Molly Clock. Ahhh Molly Clock. If a picture is worth a thousand words and a video clip is thirty pictures per second then these 2,4600,000 words will be but an inadequate drop in the ocean of words that could be said about just how wonderful Dr. Molly Clock really is.
Molly is so hot she's even hot in German.
But this is the clip we all remember, God Bless Mollys everywhere.
So there you have it for this TBT, a review of the five hottest romantic partners for J.D. I hope you liked the clip i had for each of these five lovely ladies.
Later
Bob
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